pros about being in lesbians with a girl
- can makeout in the girls bathroom
- girls are cute af
- wear each others’ clothes
- fantastic sex
cons about being in lesbians with a girl
- ?????
- there aren’t any??
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it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl
- she won’t kill the spider either
- two periods
me: that girl on tv was pretty cute.
my mom: stop it.
me: stop what?
my mom: hardcore fangirling over every good looking girl you can possibly find!
me:
my mom:
me: lemme google her.
Anonymous asked:
Ooooo spill da beans who ya kissed girl😏☺️
carmillascreams answered:
Hahaha just someone very cute 😳🙈
I do have a weird story about the girl before that tho I think that’s more entertaining 😂
Okay so I met up with a friend of mine (who has a boyfriend btw) and we sat in a restaurant and suddenly she gets very close right and touchy. I didn’t think of it too much but then we get up and suddenly out of nowhere she kisses me and I’m stunned and suddenly she starts rattling about visiting me when I’m in Australia and all that stuff…. And I didn’t know what to do so I went along with it. But guess what she wanted to date me and I said no cause she had a boyfriend and tbh she’s not my type but then she got back with her ex before that boyfriend. So yeah complicated af (don’t know if that was entertaining though😂)
those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them
every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch
ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promiseif u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine
no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic
no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine
sometimes u just gotta get over urself
this made me cry I needed it so bad
yo the part where they’re in bed and hayley is touching the girl’s body and she’s got stretch marks how beautiful was that
Date someone who sleeps on your chest and snores in your ear. Date someone who’ll be your Friday night and your entire Saturday. Date someone who is proud of you. Date someone who only makes you cry of laughter. Date someone who isn’t afraid to love everything about you. Find someone who believes love is black and white; you either love someone or you don’t. There are so many mediocre things in life, love shouldn’t be one of them.
i-g-norance (via i-g-norance)
I just realized that being bi must be even harder than being gay because it’s so hard for people to believe or understand that you can like both. People are so black and white, it’s always: either one or the other, NO. There’s so much more to it than that, just try harder to wrap your head around it. Bisexuals are forced to keep explaining themselves even to people from the LGBT community itself. Raise bi-awareness 2k16!!
Carmilla Act 1 thoughts and feelings
Just a few days late with this, oops!
Laura- Laura was breaking my heart a little bit at the start of the act. There was so much chatter during S2 about how Laura really needed to learn to stop seeing the world in black and white and realise that that isn’t how things work, but actually seeing her realise that and seeing the effect it had on her was rough. Her world view was so shattered and it was like she was just at a loss with what to do with that information. Laura wanting a truce with the Dean? Not wanting to investigate the mystery? Actually wanting to go home? The contrast between the interaction of Laura/Carmilla in 2.12 when Carmilla wants to leave and their dynamic at the start of the act was so glaring, it really really showed how badly she was taking it all. Shout-out to the writing here for managing to really get that across without having her mope for half of the act. Anyway, it was hella satisfying to see the emergence of Laura Hollis 2.0, who accepts that the world doesn’t work the way she thought it would but who will fight anyway.
Carmilla- It feels weird to refer to a 300+ year old vampire as having “matured” since we met her, but here we are. Carmilla has made the kind of journey Laura has in reverse, and it’s incredibly fulfilling to see her start to give a shit about saving Silas/the world for a reason other than because Laura wants her to. Actually seeing her being one of the most pro-active characters in the fight to stop the Dean is great and yes I’m aware that some of that is rooted in her own personal feelings towards the Dean but its a damn sight more than she was doing willingly this time last season.
LaF- I loved S1 LaF, and I feel like they’ve kinda gone back to that a little bit with this act. LaF’s unofficial truth speaking came off a little harsh in S2, and they felt quite detached from what was going on with Laura a lot of the time, so I’m really happy to see them back to being blunt but not tactless, funny as hell, and getting that brotp feel back with both Laura and Carmilla. Again, the writers have managed to make LaFs feelings about Perry and JP clear in their unwavering determination to sort shit out, without it being the only thing that LaF does or talks about.
Papa Hollis- Enrico is a stroke of genius because he is perfect. Sherman’s relationship with Laura is pretty much everything I expected it to be, and its really awesome watching as he learns that he really can’t protect Laura from everything. Its a hard lesson for a parent to learn, but its important (even when the world isn’t being sucked into Hell). Their chat about what he said when Laura came out to him was perfect, and I’m here 100% for him bonding with Carmilla.
Hollstein- I don’t even know where to start.
Carmilla trying to persuade Laura to help with the mission instead of begging her not to get involved, telling her to leave with her Dad if that’s what she wants even though we all know that will break Carmilla’s heart. Seriously if anyone still questions how much Carmilla loves her then imo we’re watching a different show. I know that some people aren’t happy that they’re not properly back together by the end of the act and I get it, we all want to see them being a couple, being Hollstein against the world, but this journey is really important to their characters. I wrote a big post a while back about how the point of a relationship is not to improve you as a person, but that if it does that as part of it then that’s a great thing, and that’s exactly what’s going on here. It’s like they’ve been sitting at either end of a straight line and they’re working their way into the middle together. As much as I want to see them just being together and being a couple, I want their journey to get the same kind of screen time and effort that we see over and over again on every other show with a heterosexual couple. Also they banged on the desk, in case anyone forgot.
-Dean!Perry is flawless, Annie is everything, and every time she talks I’m mildly terrified. Didn’t really see enough Danny to have much to say, but she’s definitely embodying the jerky vampire nature. Theo is still a creep. I miss Kirsch. Jeep is a cinnamon roll. Betty is a hilarious asshole. I could listen to Mel’s sass forever. Mattie is queen.
-The set is badass. I loved the Darling Mansion for S2 but this feels so much more interactive and dynamic.
-Story progression/pace is on point so far. This is probably party due to the new drop schedule, but even thinking about it on an episode-by-episode basis I don’t think there was really an episode that nothing of importance happened. We jumped right into them finding out what was going on with the Dean, figuring out a way to stop her, and getting involved in putting their plan into action. I’m all about that pacing.
-All in all, a great set-up for going into the back half of the season and I’m eagerly awaiting next Thursday to see where it goes next.
-I’m pretty sure I have more thoughts but this is officially too long now.
thefortuneturtle asked:
date a girl who send you cute messages that make your heart beat faster when she misses you
dateagirlsuggestion answered:
I crave the kind of girl who will pull me into the bathroom for two minutes just to sexually frustrate me then walk back out to our cute ass dinner date like nothing ever happened